To Brian Silvestro

"RotaryLover" (rotarylover)
05/15/2014 at 22:07 • Filed to: I'm disappoint

Here's a song dedicated to your new acquisition.

"RotaylessLover"

(feat. Miata fans)

[Chorus: Miata fans]
Our tea's gone cold we're wondering why we..
got out of bed at all
The morning rain clouds up our windows..
and we can't see at all
And even if we could it'll all be gray,
but your shopped picture on our wall
It reminds us, that it's not so bad,
it's not so bad..

[1st Chorus: volume gradually grows over raindrop background]
[2nd Chorus: full volume with beat right after "thunder" noise]

[RotarylessLover]
Dear Brian, I wrote you about miatas but you still ain't joining
I left my pictures, my pros, and my cons on oppositelock
I sent two Mx5 stickers back in winter, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or something
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your gifs?
My inexistant girlfriend likes your gifs too, I'm 'bout to be a gif maker
If I ever have twitter, guess what I'ma call it?
I'ma name it BrianSilvestro2
I read about your father's demands too, I'm sorry
I had a friend who did the mistake to not get a Miata over some new unexciting car who didn't gave him a great feeling
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the link to the epic gif battle that you did with VS
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures shopped with Miatas man
I like the shit you did with VincentvanCabrioW too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Rotarylesslover

[Chorus: Miata fans]

[RotarylessLover]
Dear Brian, you still ain't responding or joining, I hope you have a reason
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you don't join the Miata life
If you didn't wanna join us outside oppositelock
you didn't have to, but you coulda tried my Mx5.
That's Sakura man, she's only 6 years old
We waited in the rain for you,
for hours and you just said nothing
That's pretty shitty man - she could had been the answer
she wants you to get her friends man, she likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met on oppo - you said the Miata life didn't choose you and you were furious - see I'm just like you in a way
I thought rotary power was the answer ;
it used to always take money on my account and empty it
I can relate to what you're sayin in your posts
so when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on the screen
cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name and a Miata across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you cause you tell it
My invisible girlfriend's jealous cause I talk about you and Miata's 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Brian, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, RotarylessLover — P.S.
We should be together too

[Chorus: Miata fans]

[RotarylessLover]
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Drive-Or-Buy-A-Miata,
this'll be the last package I ever send your ass
It's been 3 weeks and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two Miata posts;
I saw your recommendations on 'em perfectly
So this is my mp3 I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in Sakura right now, I'm doing 90 on the freeway
Hey Brian, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by Phil Collins, "In the Air of the Night"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then Phil saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 downers now, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was another fellow Miata owner or a drive together
I hope you know I ripped all of your shopped pictures off the wall
I love you Brian, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Brian; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Brian, that's my crush screaming in the trunk
but I didn't slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I ain't like you
cause if she suffocates she'll suffer more, and then she'll die too
Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the bridge now
Oh shit, I forgot, how'm I supposed to send this shit out?
[car tires squeal] [CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [LOUD splash]

[Chorus: Miata Fans]

Just Kiddin'! I'm happy for you man!! Enjoy the hell out of that ST!:D

DISCUSSION (30)

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:09

Literally crying from laughter

Kinja'd!!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:11

YOU WIN. YES YOU ROTERYLESSLOVER WIN.

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro
05/15/2014 at 22:13

That was hard tho. I took me 4 hours to complete hahahaha!

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/15/2014 at 22:13

Hahahahahhaahhaahaha!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:14

I might have to buy a Miata because of this.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:15

You deserve much more than a comment and recommendation...I keep clicking the star but nothing's happening!

Manuél Ferrari > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:15

OMFG

I'm dying

So funny

EL_ULY > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:15

GREATEST THING EVER TO EXIST EVER!!!!

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:16

Aaaaand, I officially give up on the internets, as you have won them all.

Vicente Esteve > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:17

That is some AMAZING work! I am impressed sir! Hahah it was awesome.

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro
05/15/2014 at 22:19

Oh stop it...you'll make me blush hahaha!

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:20

A job well done. Thank you.

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/15/2014 at 22:20

Damn I need to start a Miata dealership lol!

Blondude > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:20

TAKE ALL OF MY RECOMMENDATIONS!!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:21

Maybe after I get my Scirocco you can talk me into a Miata okay?

Manuél Ferrari > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:23

FP this now Jalopnik overlords!!

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/15/2014 at 22:23

Count on it! :D

RotaryLover > Manuél Ferrari
05/15/2014 at 22:24

My god hahahahahaha no need to go that far!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:24

I will PS if I would start making performance parts would you buy some?

Manuél Ferrari > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:26

But this took real talent!

RotaryLover > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
05/15/2014 at 22:29

I definitely will, but it depends on what. But you're on the lucky side, as I prefer to support someone that I see and hear about regularly like on oppo or face to face, than a random company.

RotaryLover > Manuél Ferrari
05/15/2014 at 22:34

I always tend to sing songs and freestyling on them with my friends. Nothing to the caliber of a normal rapper, but funny decent stuff lol. So that must be where I got it :) But thanks man!

RotaryLover > Brian Silvestro
05/15/2014 at 22:36

Still, now I wanna try a Fiesta ST. I might go to a Ford dealership soon.

Brian Silvestro > RotaryLover
05/15/2014 at 22:36

Kinja'd!!!